“Hey, fuck you and your bitch” “I already did” “Dude, I was talking about your dog” “So was I” well shit.
I hit 185 pounds
during my ankle injury, but now that I’m recovered I’m back at 200 since I got my muscle back. 12 pounds of muscle and 3 pounds from nutrients and food I had to eat to recover. IT FEELS SO DAMN GOOD TO WALK AGAIN!
I'm starting to like Odd Future.
This is my third time that I’ve gave them a chance to win me over and I’m actually quite impressed that I’m starting to get hooked. I’m not into Earl much, Just Hodgy, Tyler and Frank are pretty damn good. They’re songs are stupid as fuck though, except the few gems they have. I’m contradicting myself now.
Alright God, We're cool :)
we cool brah
Piles of shit on top of piles of shit on top of...
God, stop fucking with me and please let my mom feel better.
friend: siri, how do i pass ap biology?
siri: kill your teacher.
siri: there are 3 funeral houses near your current location.
me: let's do this.
Banned from facebook twice in one week.
Eat a dick fuckerberg.
People on facebook are complete hypocrites. First of all, instagram is not your friend. I mean, seriously, can you post a photo thats not heavily edited? Second of all, stop with the boob shots, makes you look like a whore, and not even a good one at that. Third, your attitude is fucking horrible. I mean, you were cool nd everything, but now you won’t shut the fuck up about the same thing....
I returned the mac mini and got myself a six core, 10 gig, 1.5 tb sexybeast (With beats Audio) Best decision evar. Then going to work ruined my day.
“hey” “WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT BITCH” “nothing lol” “okay
I love how
people comment on my videos saying “OMG this was uploaded on my birthday!!!!1” Bitch, if I cared that it was uploaded on your birthday, I would fuck your sister or some shit. I mean, I see this everywhere. Then there’s the people that say “I have the same *insert name here*”. Good for fucking you. I mean, we must have so much in common since we have the same...
All I do on tumblr
is reblog pictures of Metal gear and Inglorious Bastards. Thats all I do.